How to make friends 101

scarynoodle-taku:

mayor-evan:

mayor-jasmine:

mayor-jasmine:

1.) Send them anon messages saying ‘expand dong’ for about a week
2.) Ask if they want to know who u are
3.) Tell them anyway
4.) BOOM! Friendship

Thank u to kilimanjunko for teaching me this method
I hope you all make many friend

I’ve got two ‘expand dong’ messages since this
Dying

I got one^-^

let’s expand all our friendships like we expand our dongs

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The first thing that comes to mind when you see somebody sexy on tumblr:

wusreallygoodie:

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But then you’re like:

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